Total Medals Earned: 1,006 (From 71 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,510 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/80 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (130/130 points)
Medals Earned: 14/30 (85/500 points)
Medals Earned: 13/20 (200/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
Medals Earned: 3/17 (25/265 points)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/470 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/160 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (60/60 points)
Medals Earned: 6/12 (35/150 points)
Find Fragment 1.
Find Fragment 4.
Find Fragment 3.
Find Fragment 5.
Find Fragment 2.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
collect a purple orb
collect a green orb
see "the end"
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Reach level 3
It takes a lick'n...
Eat a pork chop!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Destroy a cruiser ship
Destroy a battle ship
Destroy a speed ship
Fight against 30 ships at the same time
Make your first upgrade
Play for the first time
Try again after being defeated
Destroy an energy ship
Get the max upgrade of the rockets
Get the max upgrade of the shotgun
Get the max upgrade of the cannons
Get more than 31415 points
Destroy a cannon ship
Destroy an elite battle ship
Destroy an elite speed ship
Try again 15 times
Get the max upgrade of the machinegun
Survive at least for 2 minutes
Destroy a war fan ship
Be the best of All-Time at least once
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Cause some property damage inside the Space Vacations building.
Defeat the fearsome alien tyrant, Blob-O.
Experience the joy of feeding some alien wildlife.
Make Betty laugh with the funniest dinosaur joke in the history of the universe.
Hit the jackpot on the Astro Slots machine.
Have Mr. Dinosaur land on the moon.
Collect a souvenir I <3 Mr. Dinosaur t-shirt.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Put your hands on every single thing in the game.
Look at every single thing in the game.
Finish the game in under 5 minutes.
Win 5 Fights
Win 10 Fights
Win Novice Title
Be the Novice champ age 40
Defend the Novice title 10 times
Defend the Novice title 5 times
Have 40 fights
Win Novice Title without a Loss
Win the Pro Title
Be Pro Champ at age 40
Defend the pro title 10 times
Defend the pro title 5 times
Win the Pro Title With Jesus Sanchez
Win the Pro Title without a Loss
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Destroy "Virus Faze 1"
Destroy "Flash"
Destroy "soldat yellow"
Destroy "Virus Faze 2 Wall"
Destroy "two shooter"
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Destroy 100 cars
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
